Search This Blog

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

I hate dogs

I hate dogs (actually, it’s the owners of dogs I hate).

It’s 10:30 pm ... and some dog a good block away from me is *still* barking every few seconds. This damned animal barks so much, and so constantly, that he sounds hoarse.

Several days ago, at 2:30 AM, I’d had enough. I walked over to the house (had to track down just which one it was) … assuming the owners were asleep … to wake the owners and ask them if they knew their dog was barking. At my first pound on their door, it flew open … there they were, wide-awake, sitting in their living room. And ignoring the barking that is disturbing the peace of hundreds of people.

People should not be allowed to keep dogs chained up outside, at any rate, not in densely populated areas -- if the dog is too big to live *in* your house, then it's clearly too big for you to own it. Plus, it's cruel and heartless to the animal.

And the police! Don't get me started on those worthless fools, who do everything they can to avoid even informing the "dog lovers" that it is illegal to allow one's dog to bark at all hours.

8 comments:

Drew said...

If it's outside, you could take a bb gun and shoot it. That might not really help, though.

Unknown said...

I was once kept awake by loud music - 4am for crying out loud!

I knocked on their door and peered through an open window but couldn't raise anyone or see anyone.

So I threw the main switch at their power board - ah, silence. It didn't happen again.

Foxfier said...

Some dogs should NOT be kept inside.

That said, if you can't control an animal, don't keep it.

Ilíon said...

Of course some dogs shouldn't be kept inside. Those dogs also do not belong in the city.

Ilíon said...

It's not yet 8am and that animal is at it again.

Lewis said...

Haven't you ever heard of oleander? If not, there are many other poisonous plants. Or, if you don't know anything about plants, there's always the old standby -- anti-freeze. Don't let a freakin' dog ruin your life!

And please, I don't want any whining about poisoning a freakin' barking dog. The name of this blog is "I hate dogs"!

Foxfier said...

1) The name of this POST is "I hate dogs."
2) Do you have any idea how horrific antifreeze poisoning is, assuming you could find some without bittering agent? Why don't you just suggest gut-shooting the thing?

If you want to kill an animal, don't try to be all sneaky and cause the thing undue pain. Kill it quickly and effectively.

Ilíon said...

Indeed, the name of this BLOG is not "I hate dogs," it's "Ilíocentrism;" and constantly barking dogs are the very epitome of anti-Ilíocentristic things.