... for a cool-looking shirt (*) (here). And then, I remembered: dammit!
(*) even at pushing sixty, I could see me wearing that (**) ... except for the implied politics
(**) which is kind of funny, because I'd never at any point in my life have worn anything tie-died, and again because of the cultural-political implications
Meanwhile, this is the humor article I had started to read when I saw the ad -- Babylon Bee: Police Calm Millennial Protesters By Handing Out Participation Trophies