As of yesterday (2016/11/29), I am unemployed. On the bright side, at least the monkey of having to justify my continued employment by taking those stupid MicroSoft certification tests every few years is off my back.
A thousand years ago, our cultural ancestors prayed, "From the fury of the Northmen, Lord, protect us!"
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Today, we ought to pray, "From the tender mercies and caring solicitude of the Good Intentioned, Lord, protect us!"