Ug-lee Clock

I have an ugly and nearly tasteless clock that was my mother's and her mother's -- no one else wanted it whem Mom died, and so I ended up with it.

While I was visiting my sisters earlier in the week, I saw a clock even more ugly and more tasteless than the one hidden in my basement. Gentle Reader, you are advised avert your eyes before continuing ...

I should have looked to see it there was one pointing to fork o'clock.